wht boredom does to you..

I'M SO BORED!! And i'm really clueless what to blog about. Since i'm bored, i'll share some lame jokes i've "accumulated" throughout the lame years of my life.

1)what is aladdin's mother's name? -alamak-

2)do you want to hear a long joke? -jooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkeeeee-

3)what is beethovan doing in his grave now? -decomposing-

4)what do you get when you have an itchy butt? -a smelly finger-

5)Pintu ape yang walaupun dengan 10 org pun tak leh nak tolak? -Pintu yang ade tulis ‘TARIK’-

6)What monkey is gay? -Beruk-back Mountain-

7)what burger is always moving? -bergerak-

8)UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?

Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.

Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia .

Visitor: Why do you say that?

Officer: Well, i've been here for a good twenty years, and I'd say 80%
of Malaysians students I see here say they're here to read law.

Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something i never knew . Hard to
believe in fact.

Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next
Malaysian comes along, and I'll bet he's here to read law.

*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong from Malaysia comes to immigration
counter*

Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?

Ah Chong: Study lorr ...


9)siapakah adik perempuan bagi transformer? -transistor-

10)Dr. Quek made a routine house call to Ah Beng, one of his elderly patients.

He asks, "And how are you doing today, Ah Beng?"

Ah Beng replies, "I feel just fine, doc. But you know, it's the strangest thing. Every night when I get up to pang jio,the bathroom light goes on for me automatically when I open the door!"

The doctor is worried that the old man is getting senile, so he phones the man's son, and the son's wife answers. The doctor tells her, "Mrs. Lim, I'm a little concerned about your father-in-law. It seems that when he gets up to urinate at night and opens the bathroom door, the light somehow goes on..."

At which point, Mrs. Lim yells, "Ah Seng! Ah Pa pang jio in the fridge again!"



p/s : i'm really sorry for this excruciating post but i really am bored. care to share some jokes? just post them in my comment box.