I winketh Thy winketh Mua winkeths!

holla at yo mama!

2008-11-18T22:17:00.008+08:00

so yea, these are a few of my theater class pics. I was the not-so-wicked-witch-of-the-east! Yes, the one behind snow white is me!

too bad for those who missed it! your loss! =)

Appeee Deepaavalii!!

2008-10-27T00:25:00.003+08:00

i love indians ~~because of deepavali and the wonderful food they provided us malaysians! =)~~

and clock strikes 12...

2008-10-18T08:49:00.002+08:00

so, i'm finally 18, on the 18th of the 10th month in the year 08. wow! here i am, already 18. wonder how much i've grown ~~physically~~ spiritually and mentally. its been almost 2 decades since i was born, ~~thinner of course~~. how have i impacted other people throughout my life? have i given enough glory due His name?

Neways, I thank God for preserving me thus far in my life though i know i don't really deserve it. Thank you, all my friends who have wished me! I really appreaciate you remembering my birthday! Also to my family who has cared for me! And to my brothers and sister who have helped me in my spiritual walk. Thank you so much. I wouldn't be who i am today if it weren't got you all.

oh, and i'm sorry if i've wronged any of you, whether intentionally or unintentionally. Really sorry!

SO,*cha cha cha music in the background* IT'S GOODBYE 17 AND HELLOOOOOOOO 18!

~~18sx movies,here i comeeeeeeeeeee!!!!~~

GET A LIFE!!! NOT MINE!!!

2008-10-17T11:10:00.004+08:00

no matter how many times you ask , the answer is still NO! Wrestle with God, for all I care. Certain things are just meant to be kept inside, it's called personal space. Ever heard of that? I didn't think so!

GET A LIFE! DON'T STEAL MINE!!!

2008-10-16T20:00:00.002+08:00

"let's play a game", if you win, I'll let you go. If you lose, you'll die. Ready? Great!... "Twinkle twinkle little stars",what's next?"

"how i wonder what you are"

"very good!", "up above the world so high" Then?

"like a diamond in the sky!"

"CONGRATULATIONS! YOU WON! but you still have to die!"

- Kah Hong

DI MANAKAH BUDAK -BUDAK INI?

2008-10-09T21:05:00.007+08:00

Venue: Purple Box Theater, Taylor's American Degree Transfer Progam, Subang Jaya
Time: 9.10am to 10.10am
Date: 16th October

my group theater production.. please join us if you can... *wink* =)

Christian Pick Up Lines!

2008-10-07T19:44:00.003+08:00

1. "nice bible."

2. "is this pew taken?"

3. "i just don't feel called to celibacy."

4. "for you i would slay two Goliaths"

5. "i would go through more than Job for you"

6. "you are perfect, except with all the sin."

7. "when Moses struck the rock, water flowed from it like a river. i promise i will never strike you."

8. "you are so unblemished that i would sacrifice you."

9. "what, this here? oh.. thats my study bible - it's a little bigger but i can handle the extra spiritual and physical weight."

10. "shall we tithe?"

11. "at points in my life i have been referred to as Samson"

12. "the word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; how about dinner?"

13. "i didnt believe in predestination until tonight."

14. "im not like those other Christ Church guys."

15. "i believe one of my ribs belongs to you."

19. "i can be your Boaz."

20. "my spiritual gift is my good looks... it lifts peoples spirits"

22. "is this the transfiguration.. because you are glowing"

27. "hey good-looking, Ecclesiastes 4:11..."

28. "absolutely. i often throw clothes into the samaritan bin."

29. "bible-gateway happens to be my homepage."

32. "can I buy you a non-alcoholic beverage?"

36. "did i just have mud rubbed in my eyes?"

38. "now i know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you."

39. "i used to believe in natural theology, but since i met you i've converted to divine revelation"

40. "i look after widows"

41. "is that a thinline, duo-tone, compact, ESV Travel Bible in your pocket"

42. "why dont i have a bible dictionary? well, i dont really need it."

43. "bathsheba had nothing on you"

44. ''you put the 'cute' back in persecution...''

45. "your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead"

46. "so, can i clothe you in righteousness?"

47. "how many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?"

48. "how would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?"

49. "if you say no, i will rip out my hair and my beard"

50. "if you say no, im going to tear my clothes, get in my sackcloth and rub dust into my head.."

51. "if you say no, i'm going on a pilgrimage."

52. "unfortunately i cant perform miracles and ive only got enough bread and fish for 2 people."

53. "so, my parents are home, you wanna come over?"

54. "let me remove my sandals before I come any closer.."

55. "lets say, hypothetically, you were married. I would send your husband to the front line against the Amorites"

56. "its obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil..."

57. "feel free to meet me at the threshing floor."

58. "you can lie at my feet.."

59. "i know its absurd, but every time i walk towards you, it feels like im being lead to bethlehem."

60. "if i had to choose between a romantic date with you or a night with the fellas... i would sit at home and read my bible."

61. "i really like your spirituality, it goes well with that shirt."

62. "welcome to the christian family... the only family where brothers and sisters can marry each other"

63. "i did a love tester on your name and mine.. it came back 'predestined'"

64. "you're totally depraved but i'd still like to go out with you..."

65. "you can come crash at mine tonight. i have a separate room prepared."

66. "i'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman..."

67. "im interested in full time ministry, and not only that... i also play the guitar."

68. "mmm... you really have to watch out for that man of lawlessness.. but dont worry, im not him, so you're safe with me."

69. "if we were around with noah... then you, me... pair."

70. "i arrange the substantial christian section of my bookshelf into alphabetical order. coffee?"

71. "i sit with my mum at church"

72. "let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do."

74. "Solomon had 700 wives. You can be my 2nd girlfriend. But bring your friends."

75. "i have a bible verse tattoo. its permanent. its also in ancient greek."

76. "i consider myself to be fisher of women. this would be referred to as "casting my net"."

77. "i'm pretty much considered an elder in the congregation these days"

78. "it would be my honor to present you spotless on the last day."

79." Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix."

80. "when i read philippians 4:8, i think about you."

81. "i would leave 99 sheep to come and find you... and then i would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder"

82. "i prayed up the front at church tonight."

83. "im developing the newest form of singstar: hymns and songs of worship."

84."look, you're nearly 22. most christians are 3 years into marriage by now... just settle for me."

85. "i come from Egypt... the same place Moses lived."

86. "my general biblical knowledge is quite vast, probably because i finished bible trivia as a child."

87. "who's your favorite apostle?"

88. "you make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo."
92. "have you died before? because that looks like a resurrection body to me.."

93. 'all im looking for is a Godly woman. i don't care that you're not attractive.'

94. 'you float my ark.'

95. "do you need prayer? because i am certainly willing to lay hands on you"

96. "as Shammah the son of Agee a Hararite protected the field of lentils, so i wish to protect you."

97. "you make me want to be a better Christian."

98. "i will never give you reason to hammer a tent peg through my skull."

99. "i predicted David over Goliath... now I'm betting on you and me."

100. "if you were staying for the tribulation, i would consider staying too.. but then i would probably leave."

101. "if you were a leper, i would still hold your hand.. even if it wasnt attached."

102. "i would have asked you out to dinner, but i just put all my money in the offering bag."

103. "Hi, I'm Calvin. You were meant to choose me."

104. "Unlike the Israelites, who forgot the Lord, I will remember your name most of the time."

105. "you are a galations 5 fruit salad."

106. "i mentioned you in my testimony."

111. "If you were my wife, I would never make you pretend to be my sister. That would be too damaging to my reputation."

112. "I would bring your father twelve-hundred Philistine foreskins for just one date with you."

Cheesy,it may be but it's a breath of fresh air! It's certainly better than the terrorist pick-up lines! =)

These pick lines will only be understood provided you know your bible stories well, so go grab a bible. It's worth it! Hahahahaha!

Viva La Dorm 3

2008-09-26T18:13:00.005+08:00

THe RBS guys are having a little camp at a hotel and I can't go because I have college on Monday and Friday during the raya week. Sigh..the whole world's on holidays but only the Taylor's ADP programme's having classes as usual. The programme manager la!! Everyone's super furious at her!! Neways, not gonna waste my blog space blogging about the stupid programme director!!

I was just thinking about the fun times at RBS and I spent some time reliving those precious times again. I remember when some of the dorm 3 guys, I think it was James,Adrian and I, not sure..can't really remember. We combed our hair side-parting and pulled our pants right to our stomachs and went to the makan hall where some of the guys were playing ping pong and some lepakking there. The girls were all laughing and they called me fei mao coz I looked like one. Do I really look like one? lol!

Another one was super embarassing, it was the one where I claimed I was pregnant and wobbling my cheeks! OMG!! I cant believe it was actually caught on video too!! For the video, click here

hahahaahahaha...nice try!! I've been embarassed enough. Can't blame me for keeping the dignity I have left ~~that Is IF I have any left!~~

Another incident I remember was the cheezy taglines. It was Dorm 3's area of expertise!

Is your father a terrorist?
Why?
Coz you're the bomb!

Are you okay?
Why?
I swear I saw you fall from heaven!

Are you tired?
why?
Coz you've been running through my mind all day!

Is your father a baker?
Why?
sorry.. I can't reveal this answer.lol! But the RBS people sure know it!

and dorm 3's inside joke....

Is your dad a bird watcher?
hahahahahahaha!

actually got more, but I've forgotten them.. =(

Dorm 3 was the best la. I remember another incident. It was lights out and Adrian, who sleeps next to me was looking out the window from our second storey double decker bed. Adrian caught sight of Eu Bing, the night patrol at our door, pressing his ears to our dorm door trying to listen if we were awake, whispering. All was well til the very smart local boy, Isaac saw Adrian peering out the window and said in a LOUD LOUD whisper (hey, it was pretty loud because the air at camerons is rather thin, so sound travels farther. In addition to that, it was supposing lights out. Accordingly,it was very quiet) "Adrian, what you doing??"

Instantly,BANG! BANG! BANG! "DORM 3! OPEN UP!. WHO WAS THE ONE WHO MADE THE NOISE? IF NOBODY OWNS UP THE DORM LEADER HAS TO COME OUT!"

hahahaha..super funny la!!

and then there were dorm 3's basing/level secrets!!

Our dorm members also had nick names.. Borneo boy was awarded to Justin because he was from Sabah, Simon was called el presidente for obvious reasons. Kah Peng's was mormon because he ate,slept and breathed mormon.Then there was the cantonised verson of James, our dorm leader, JAMESEY! The rest din have names, I think..

Our dorm 3 sharing with Colin as our mentor was great too. I really miss those times.

Another joke was the part where it was time for our night lesson. We were getting ready for the speaker and I was playing the piano. I suddenly started playing the wedding march and it so happened Weng Han and Jill came walking in together! We were all cheering for the "married couple". haha!

OH, and who could forget Jeremy's addiction and excruciating painful repetition of the his number 1,top charted, gold platinum album, oscar nominated song "shout shout for joy"!! OR Khai Jye's humongus 100 pound toe! LOL!

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!!!!

Team Blick was great too! Bukit Mertajam!!

RBS was super fun la...still miss those times very much though it's been 8 months since we graduated.Sigh, guess it's time to move on. But our friendship built hopefully will last forever. "Friends are friends forever, if the Lord's the Lord of them" Hope you guys are still keeping the faith and applying all the things we learnt there.

p/s: where in the world is our graduation night video???!! Eu Bing's suppose to
burn us a copy!!! Go bug him to faster produce it for us!!

Ventriloquists

2008-09-16T20:42:00.002+08:00

Terry Fator

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zPbVDOx9uQ

WOW!! A MUST WATCH!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVRDvR7pjN4

Kevin Johnson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsfnP9DK-Zg

Black

2008-09-07T14:37:00.004+08:00

Nothing can stand between you and your demand for a calm environment. To be free of conflict and disagreement is the only way to live. In fact, it’s this philosophy that probably allows you to be comfortable in conditions that would normally bother others. Your ability to focus is undisputed, and while you enjoy attention, you still have problems understanding how to handle it. No other color out lives by the golden rule as much as you do.

What's your colour?Click here to find out...

what's in a name?

2008-09-05T10:23:00.006+08:00

As the famous play written by Shakespear quotes, "What's in a name? That which we call a rose,by any other name would smell as sweet."

hey..*nudges* WAKE UP!! Hope you haven't fallen asleep yet..

So to answer the questions.. What's in a name? Are names very important for an identity? Are you happy with your name? I'm certainly happy with mine, both my english name as well as my chinese name. Mervyn... I guess I like the name coz it's not very common. It's to a certain extent unique. and I've always taken to a liking of names that posses weird alphabets like X,Y,V,Z,Q.. the name I'm most fascinated is "Jaci Velasquez" Look at all thsoe alphabets weih..all in ONE name. J,V,Q,Z.. super cool..sounds exotic if I may say so..

Anyways, as much as I love my name, there are cons to mine. First off, the pronunciation. I find many people, especially the majority of this country come up with all sorts of out of this world variations with the sound of my name. The most common of them all is "M-AIR-VIN".. I mean the majorities say "merdeka" "MER-day-ka" right? They don't call it "M-AIR-deka". They even "laungkan" it seven times every year,for goodness sake!

The next blunder is I'm often mistaken as "Melvin" or "Marvin" although i don't really mind "marvin" as much coz it's near my original name so I understand that the slight difference might not be recognized as it is not very obvious. However, melvin and mervyn sounds a load of difference. I mean can't people diffrenciate "lllll" and "rrrr"? Imagine if it can't be distinguished. It will be "rough out roud" instead of "laugh out loud"! It's kind of annoying sometimes especially after correcting them numerous times and yet "Melvin" finds it's way out of their mouth! Do I look like a "Melvin" to you? ~~Btw,that was a rhetoric question!!!~~

The next injustice often done to my name is it's spelling. It's M-E-R-V-Y-N..NOT mervin, marvin or any other deviation.

Here are two live happenings that have occured throughout my life regarding my name:

At the end of Form 5

REALITY 1
*teacher calls me to hand in my exercise book, I did it accordingly, bringing it to her desk for her to "tick" my name on the name list indicating that I passed up my book. My friend hollers my name the correct way. She looks up surprised*

teacher: Nama kamu mer-vyn ke?
me : ya..
teacher: ohh, saya sangka nama kamu mair-in.
me : taklah..
teacher: oh maaf. Itu sebabnya saye tak banyak panggil name kamu karna saya sangka nama kamu mair-in,macam nama perempuan!

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?????

what happened to the poor "v"? totally invisible.

REALITY 2

First week of college..

*a math algebra question was on the board, teacher asks for a volunteer. No one voluntereed.
me:*in my heart* please don't pick me, please don't pick me..I haven't done maths in half a year"
teacher : Okay, since no one volunteers I shall pick someone.*picked up the name list and ran his eyes through the list, making up his mind the victim of today's math lesson*
"MARRILYN, IS THERE A MARRILYN IN THIS CLASS?"
me: *in my heart* yes! lucky i din kena today

-so crushed my hope when he said.. "MARRILYN CHUA"?
me: *in my heart* oh crap! I think he means me..
*I stood up and made my way to the whiteboard.*

*teacher looked up in amazement and quickly rereviewed the name list*

*upon realising his mistake*
teacher:Oh,Mervyn..is that how I say your name?

SUPER EMBARASSING I TELL YOU!!sigh..

I can only hope no more of these mistakes will occur but I have a feeling there are worse to come. So far the best are the Indian lecturers at my college . They say my name perfectly first time off, no boo boos or blunders. These I appreciate to the very much. I love my name,so please do not try to destroy it. Thanks!

Mervyn Mouse

Author
Sylvia Creche

Illustrator
Roger Twinn

Book Title
Mervyn Mouse

Series
401

Date
1980

Description
Mervyn Mouse

my favorite book when I was young for obvious reasons. =)

Bapaku Seorang Model???

2008-08-31T17:10:00.013+08:00

Hahahaha..you won't believe this..I don't either!! Ready? Brace yourselves.. *deep breath*

I know wht you're thinking, " It's just someone who looks like him larr.." You sure? Think again...

Still can't believe your eyes? Take a closer look...

Wow, never thought of it. Lol! As the saying goes, "A picture paints a thousand words". Btw, I don't even know wht this picture is trying to tell me... =__="
Please enlighten me if you know. =)

p/s:the world is coming to an end...isn't it evident?? *look above for clues if still unclear about what I'm talking about*

Hari Raya Hampers Ad (My Good Deed...)

2008-08-30T16:43:00.000+08:00

OOH, BTW, IF YOU'RE KIND ENOUGH PLEASE HELP ME HELP MY FRIEND ADVERTISE..OR ELSE SHE CAN'T GET MARRIED!! HELP HER ADVERTISE BY POSTING ON YOUR BLOGS OR ANY GOOD TACTICS YOU CAN THINK OF TO HELP HER SELL! THANK YOU!

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Our hampers and gift baskets are designed with much thought and care, guaranteed to delight and satisfy YOU and your RECIPIENTS.

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Malaysia Boleh!!

2008-08-29T08:04:00.013+08:00

Last night's intentions:

1. go downstairs to my bag
2. take literature book, To Kill A Mockingbird
3. take mp4
4. go upstairs
5. read as much as possible of my literature as my class was going to discuss the book and we were expected to read 10 chapters by Tuesday.
6. when tired of reading, listen to mp4 till fall asleep

Last night's execution:

1. went downstairs to my bag
2. took literature book, To Kill A Mockingbird
3. took mp4
4. saw on the tv screen what the maid was watching
5. laughed my ass off
6. sat down on the couch
7. watched the show till it ended
8. ate char kuay teow my dad bought for supper
9. went online
10.went upstairs
11.read 1/2 chapter of To Kill A Mockingbird
12.fell asleep

what the heckkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!

see the vast differences between the "intended" list and "executed" list!! sigh..it just shows that i'm just not disciplined. Anyways, it wasnt really my fault that I was hooked to the television. And you may be wondering why I LMAO-ed when I watched the TV series. Because the show screening then was "Ampang Medikal", a Malaysian version of Grey's Anatomy. The show was so terrible, it was so hilarious and entertaining. The acting was horrible. Honestly, I can think of people I know that can act way better then them. The way they switched between malay and english was beyond help! Not to mention some of the casts when speaking english had the "malay" accent making the show all the more atrocious. The casts weren't even good-looking! On the rating of 1 to 10, I give it a -5. It really was that bad, very amatuer-ish.

It then got me thinking. Actually, Malaysia is super copy cat when it comes to everything, not original at all. First off, the National Service. They actully tried to vie with Singapore. Obviously it back-fired BIG time. And what about the game shows in Malaysia? I heard on radio the other day, they now had this game called, "Are You Smarter Than A Standard 5?" Ooh ooh, I wonder where they got THAT idea from???

I feel Malaysia should not steal ideas from other countries and come out with more original, INTERESTING ideas, emphasis on INTERESTING. Malaysia have got some local game shows but they're so lame. 1, 2, Jus for example, aired on rtm 2. Its not like I watch it. I just happen to see it because its printed on my favourite part of the newspaper, the Star 2, tv guide page! Here're some local game shows and drama series that you may not have watched before and is totally a new idea.

Ampang Medikal

Grey's Anatomy

The Firm

The Apprentice

So You Think You Can Dance Malaysia

So You Think You Can Dance?

See what I mean? Seeing where this is going, I'd probably speculate this is to come :

Suri-Suri Rumah Terdesak

Kids say the darnest things..

2008-08-07T14:30:00.002+08:00

GIRLY MAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!

2008-08-06T21:38:00.004+08:00

sorry, im lazy to blog. its not like i have anything to blog bout also. neways here is a stupid/funny/lame youtube video.enjoy!.. or rather, die agonizingly slow. =)

NOTE: the english words are not the translation. the english language is replaced with what is thought heard of the foreign language.

Nooooooooooooooo...!!!!

2008-07-30T14:05:00.002+08:00

Sorry I've not been updating. It's the dreaded exam week. My last paper is LAN on fri. After tht, MERDEKA! but for 2 week ni la =(. to add to my misery i'll be super bored coz no one's on holidays. BUT the day i start college for sem 2 the school holidays start..GREAT!!!! I don usually use this word, but.... swt swt double swt triple swt swt!!!! SIGH.. =( Anyone happen to be on holidays from the 1st til the 19th of Aug??

Numb

2008-07-25T18:20:00.004+08:00

I was having dinner at home with my dad today while mum was watching a doctor korean series, something like the korean's version of grey's anatomy. My dad happened to turn his head towards the tv screen when there was a surgery scene. The surgeon was cutting the skin with a scalpel and we could literally see the blood oozing out. (btw my dad's terrified of blood and gory stuff like these. He used to joke that the reason why he wasnt with my mother during her labour was because he was afraid the doctors would have to wheel 2 people out of the operating room instead of one)

Neways, when he caught a glimpse of the slicing scene, he was with the "ah yer", disgusted face and quickly turned away. I on the other hand, was watching the whole scene with much interest. I used to not be able to do that because I guessed I inherited that part from you-now-know-who. However,I had started following the grey's anatomy series not too long ago.So obviously I soon got used to all those bloody surgery scenes. I told my dad that I was numb de because I watched all 4 seasons of grey's anatomy and was not spared of any bloody scenes. Not to mention the tv series CSI that I've been following as well, with their gruesome murders and once again bloody scenes.(i've been using a lot of "bloody" haven't i? lol!)

My dad said something that really got me thinking. He told me that my situation is like SIN. First, you may be a bit uncomfortable with the "sins" that you commit. But if you do not stop and keep feeding it, you will soon become numb to it and that sin no longer bothers you. It has become part of your life because you're so used to doing it. Interesting isn't it?

So do not feed sin, or you will find yourself trapped very soon. "Do not give the devil a foothold". This reminds me of the song "slow Fade" by Casting Crowns and this particular verse that says "people never crumble in a day, its a slow fade.."

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Oh, btw copa iba's tomorrow! Means i'll be able to see my rbs friends once again.Yay! I miss rbs though its been 6 months already. Oh, and all the best to Klang Gospel Hall, especially the captain ball. GO KLANG!! BAH KUT TEH POWER!! (yes kah peng, you have the right to be silent!!)

He's without a leg, she's without an arm and yet...

2008-07-21T08:36:00.001+08:00

May I have this dance?

2008-07-21T08:25:00.002+08:00

May I Have This Dance?
Maybe it's your laughter
Maybe it's the magic of your smile
Maybe you're an angel
'Cause hope is always dancing in your eyes
I can't imagine a more beautiful girl than you
May I have the honor of sharing a melody or two

May I have this dance
May I lead you across the floor
May I take your hand
And spin you around and round once more
May I hold you close
Before this evening is through
May I have this dance with you

Do you hear the music
Do you like the way they play our song
Do you know how much I love you?
Baby, I could hold you all night long
So close to heaven
My dreams have already come true
I'll treasure this moment
'Cause I'm making a memory with you

Not as easy as ABC

2008-07-20T18:22:00.021+08:00

I've been helping Nadia out in Sunday School for a few months and believe me, teaching a bunch of 2 to 5 year olds is not kid's play! These angels can turn into little devils! The way they scream and run around making noise can sometimes make you harbour the most sadistic thoughts - putting them into the oven and slowly increasing heat,letting them whirl in the washing machine, hanging them to the fan, throwing them out the window... (Michael,this is probably your favourite post right? hahaa) But they can be darlings also la when they are well behaved..Neways here are some pics,lazy to type de. xD

(half) of xin xin and josh Like father like son

My ~~devils in diguise~~ angelic students =)

Suit Ying (she looks like she was forced to take this pic..actually it was kinda la..haha)

Ethan

Jeanette

Ivan

Nicholas

Jia QI

Darryk

there were also fun times where we gave the kids "high sour" just to see their reaction after eating it. hahaa!

(oh there were also times they groced you out..note what Jia Qi was doing at the back in the beginning..!!)

All in all, it's quite fun la teaching kids at Sunday School,however stressful it is. But perhaps that's why I've had more grey hair recently! Neways, i have certainly learnt many things from them too. It's surprising how God chooses to teach you!

Getting to kno Mervyn 101

2008-07-18T08:59:00.005+08:00

What Mervyn Chua Yong Sheng Means

You are confident, self assured, and capable. You are not easily intimidated.

You master any and all skills easily. You don't have to work hard for what you want.

You make your life out to be exactly how you want it. And you'll knock down anyone who gets in your way!

You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.

You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.

At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.

You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something.

You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense.

You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun.

You are very hyper. You never slow down, even when it's killing you.

You're the type of person who can be a workaholic during the day... and still have the energy to party all night.

Your energy is definitely a magnet for those around you. People are addicted to your vibe.

You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in.

You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising.

You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care.

You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.

You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.

You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.

You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily.

You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind.

A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable.

You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out.

Success comes rather easily for you... especially in arts and academia.

Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person.

You are a very lucky person. Things just always seem to go your way.

And because you're so lucky, you don't really have a lot of worries. You just hope for the best in life.

You're sometimes a little guilty of being greedy. Spread your luck around a little to people who need it.

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.

You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.

You have the classic "Type A" personality.

You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life.

You are solid and dependable. You are loyal, and people can count on you.

At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself.

You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life.

You are intuitive, brilliant, and quite introverted. You value your time alone.

Often times, you are grumpy with other people. You don't appreciate them trying to interfere in your affairs.

You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong.

You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know.

You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do.

What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

Pretty precise lahh..what do you think? I agree with most of it except the sexy part? lol! obviously its because it did not require me sending a pic in! Hahaha..

2008-07-18T08:03:00.003+08:00

Spontaneous Idealist (SI)

Spontaneous Idealists are creative, lively and open-minded persons. They are humorous and dispose of a contagious zest for life. Their enthusiasm and sparkling energy inspires others and sweeps them along. They enjoy being together with other people and often have an uncanny intuition for their motivations and potential. Spontaneous Idealists are masters of communication and very amusing and gifted entertainers. Fun and variety are guaranteed when they are around. However, they are sometimes somewhat too impulsive in dealing with others and can hurt people without really meaning to do so, due to their direct and sometimes critical nature.

This personality type is a keen and alert observer; they miss nothing which is going on around them. In extreme cases, they tend to be oversensitive and exaggeratedly alert and are inwardly always ready to jump. Life for them is an exciting drama full of emotionality. However, they quickly become bored when things repeat themselves and too much detailed work and care is required. Their creativity, their imaginativeness and their originality become most noticeable when developing new projects and ideas - they then leave the meticulous implementation of the whole to others. On the whole, Spontaneous Idealists attach great value to their inner and outward independence and do not like accepting a subordinate role. They therefore have problems with hierarchies and authorities.

If you have a Spontaneous Idealist as your friend, you will never be bored; with them, you can enjoy life to the full and celebrate the best parties. At the same time, they are warm, sensitive, attentive and always willing to help. If Spontaneous Idealists have just fallen in love, the sky is full of violins and their new partners are showered with attention and affection. This type then bubbles over with charm, tenderness and imagination. But, unfortunately, it soon becomes boring for them once the novelty has worn off. Boring everyday life in a partnership is not for them so that many Spontaneous Idealists slip from one affair into another. However, should the partner manage to keep their curiosity alive and not let routine and familiarity gain the upper hand, Spontaneous Idealists can be inspiring and loving partners.

Quite accurate don't you think? Give me comments. =)

¿Alguien, cualquier persona? Usted allí?

2008-07-16T08:52:00.002+08:00

EL SUSPIRO I NO SABE QUÉ HACER CON MI VIDA! SIENTO TAN INADECUADO. ES COMO CADA UNO ES MEJOR QUE MÍ EN TODO. ¡MÍREME! SOY FAT Y FEO, SOY DESAGRADABLE, YO TIENDO A IRRITAR A GENTE AL MÁXIMO. SOY MUY CRÍTICO, YO APENAS ASPIRO AL MÁXIMO. QUIERO QUEJARME CON TODO NO QUISIERA QUE CUALQUIER PERSONA DESCUBRIERA. ÉSE ES PORQUÉ CONJETURO QUE ESTOY ESCRIBIENDO EN ESPAÑOL. ¿DIOS, ESTÁ USTED ALLÍ? ¡AYÚDEME!! SOY ASÍ QUE AGUJEREADO DE LA VIDA, LA MISMA RUTINA CADA UNO Y DIARIO. ¡AYUDA DE LA AYUDA DE LA AYUDA DE LA AYUDA!! SENSACIÓN TAN INÚTIL. ¿QUÉ HAGO CON MI VIDA? ¡ALGUIEN, ME AYUDA POR FAVOR! ¡NECESITO REALMENTE AYUDA! MI VIDA ESTÁ EN UN LÍO, YO NO SIENTE NINGUNA ALEGRÍA, YO NO TIENE NINGUÌN AMIGO. INCLUSO NO SÉ SI TIENEN GUSTO DE MÍ O DE LA APENAS QUE FINGEN. ¡SOY UN AMIGO MALÍSIMO! ¿QUÉ HAGO? SOY DRAMÁTICO, YO ELIJO SER DRAMÁTICO. ¿QUÉ ME ESTÁ SUCEDIENDO? NECESITO UN CAMBIO DE IMAGEN DE LA VIDA. ¡HE ESTROPEADO A MI SEÑOR! AYÚDEME A CONSEGUIR DERECHO CON USTED. ¡LA DISTANCIA ES MATANZA YO! NE NEE NOH, LE NECESITO AUNQUE NO ESTOY INCLUSO SEGURO SI ES LA OPCIÓN CORRECTA. ¿POR QUÉ NO ESTÁ USTED AQUÍ PARA CONFORTARME? NO PUEDO INCLUSO COMPARTIR MIS PROBLEMAS CON CUALQUIER PERSONA. ¡NECESITO ALGUIEN HUMANO, NO APENAS DIOS! ¡AYUDA DE LA AYUDA DE LA AYUDA! ¡SOY DESESPERADO!perdido repetidas veces. ¿Alguien, usted no me ayudará?

madtv craze!

2008-07-15T11:58:00.002+08:00

Heroes Madtv

Grey's Anatomy and House Parody

Nicole Richie

Tickle me emo

wht boredom does to you..

2008-07-14T22:16:00.002+08:00

I'M SO BORED!! And i'm really clueless what to blog about. Since i'm bored, i'll share some lame jokes i've "accumulated" throughout the lame years of my life.

1)what is aladdin's mother's name? -alamak-

2)do you want to hear a long joke? -jooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkeeeee-

3)what is beethovan doing in his grave now? -decomposing-

4)what do you get when you have an itchy butt? -a smelly finger-

5)Pintu ape yang walaupun dengan 10 org pun tak leh nak tolak? -Pintu yang ade tulis ‘TARIK’-

6)What monkey is gay? -Beruk-back Mountain-

7)what burger is always moving? -bergerak-

8)UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?

Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.

Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia .

Visitor: Why do you say that?

Officer: Well, i've been here for a good twenty years, and I'd say 80%
of Malaysians students I see here say they're here to read law.

Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something i never knew . Hard to
believe in fact.

Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next
Malaysian comes along, and I'll bet he's here to read law.

*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong from Malaysia comes to immigration
counter*

Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?

Ah Chong: Study lorr ...

9)siapakah adik perempuan bagi transformer? -transistor-

10)Dr. Quek made a routine house call to Ah Beng, one of his elderly patients.

He asks, "And how are you doing today, Ah Beng?"

Ah Beng replies, "I feel just fine, doc. But you know, it's the strangest thing. Every night when I get up to pang jio,the bathroom light goes on for me automatically when I open the door!"

The doctor is worried that the old man is getting senile, so he phones the man's son, and the son's wife answers. The doctor tells her, "Mrs. Lim, I'm a little concerned about your father-in-law. It seems that when he gets up to urinate at night and opens the bathroom door, the light somehow goes on..."

At which point, Mrs. Lim yells, "Ah Seng! Ah Pa pang jio in the fridge again!"

p/s : i'm really sorry for this excruciating post but i really am bored. care to share some jokes? just post them in my comment box.

my favourite sunday school student..

2008-07-09T16:49:00.006+08:00

Darryk,5,super cute.. =)

random post I know,
updates later I will
...lazy to blog I am. =)
leaving now I desire,
bye for now I say,
cheers!

Tagged by my sis's friend..can you believe it??

2008-07-07T13:05:00.004+08:00

RULE1. People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.

RULE 2. Tag 5 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by continue this game by sending it to other people. I hereby cancel the rules!It's for the comfort of my readers. Hey, customer comes first! =)

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
~~Be understanding coz little does she kno i've been doing it to her all along~~ I really don't kno. Ask me when it happens to me k?

2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
I'd want as many people to kno the Lord as possible.

3. Whose butt would you like to kick?
Love is patient, love is kind, it does not..ahh, wht the heck! MELODY CHUA YONG YI (btw melody if u're reading this, I mean it!)

4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
~~I would spend it all on food!!Muahahahaha!!~~ I dunno,give some to the church? open a winking company perhaps? >_o

5. What is a Must in a partner?
AGAPE LOVE. Coz with tht everything else comes naturally =)

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
Both.Definitely.

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
Not for long I guess? Kalau dia tak mao dia yang rugi, mata saya yang romantik dan istimewa ni takkanlah tak mao? Ya tak? =p

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
Move on. There are many other fishes in the sea. It's easier said than done though.

9. Is there anything that has made you extremely happy?
Yeah. Many things!

10. What takes you down the fastest?
Not given food to eat. =(

11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?
I don't really kno. It's up to Him. But I would see myself hopefully as a journalist with a happy family.

12. Who is currently the most important people to you?
God. Family. Friends.

13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
Lydia..i'm sorry..I can't lie anymore, so I'd rather not put. Hahaha *wink*

14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
Married and middle class.

15. What's the first thing you do when you wake up?
Look at my phone for the time and smses or miss calls.

16. Would you give all in a relationship?
If she's worth it,which she would considering I picked her. =)

17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
*plucks flower petals* "she loves me, she loves me not..she loves me, she loves me not" Just kidding! Pray about it lo.

18. What type of people do you hate?
Basically a clone of myself? =)

19. List 6 people to tag
As I said earlier, I've bent the rules. YOU can "tag youself" if you want.
Just click the "tag" button below. =)

TAG

simple, yet meaningful..

2008-07-03T09:11:00.008+08:00

I've been helping out in Sunday School for about 5 months now and I sometimes play the piano for the singing session. Last week I was playing this song that they performed for Sunday School concert last year. The words were really meaningful and it touched me. After that song, I began to take note of the words of the songs that they sang. I was further touched by the words that these kids were so innocently singing. And then it struck me! All these Sunday School songs they sang had no fancy vocab or complicating "maksud tersurats". It was plain simple truth but how hard it hit me! Here are some of the songs that might come flowing back into your memory. Look at the lyrics, its really beautiful. Simple, but beautiful.

Jesus Loves me
Jesus loves me this I know, For the Bible tells me so,
Little ones to Him belong,
They are weak but He is strong

Yes, Jesus loves me, Yes, Jesus loves me, Yes Jesus loves me,
The Bible tells me so

My God Is So Big
My God is so big, so strong and so mighty
There's nothing my God cannot do
My God is so big, so strong and so mighty
There's nothing my God cannot do

The mountains are His, the rivers are His
The stars are His handiwork too
My God is so big, so strong and so mighty there's nothing my God cannot do

Don't really know the title of this song =p
O be careful little eyes what you see
O be careful little eyes what you see
For the Father up above is looking down in love
O be careful little eyes what you see

Be careful little ears what you hear
Be careful little mouth what you say...
Be careful little hands, what you touch...
Be careful little feet, where you go...

This Little Light Of Mine
This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine.
This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine.
This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine.
Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine!

Hide it under a bushel, NO! I'm gonna let it shine...
All around the neighborhood, I'm gonna let it shine...
Don't let Satan pfft- it out! I'm gonna let it shine...
Let it shine 'til Jesus comes. I'm gonna let it shine...

These are some of the Sunday school songs. Hope you enjoyed the songs, journeying back a decade or so, laughing at the things you did when you were kids (some of you have not changed a bit ~~like me~~ =p) Neways, God asks us to have child-like faith, He knows that if we put our trust in Him solely, His work in moulding our lives and making it perfect will be so so so much easier. Its because we struggle and shake His hands off when He takes ours to prompt us that our lives are so hard to change. Put your full trust in Him and you will not have any regret. I too speak for myself.So next time you hear a Sunday School song, listen to the words accompanied by the cute off-pitched voices of the kids singing it =)!

mycelebritylookalike!!!

2008-06-27T08:01:00.008+08:00

I was reading blogs when i came across this blog belonging to a friend of mine. her latest post was "celebrity look-alike". She had this program that shows her wht celebrities she looked like. You put your pic in the program and automatically it finds the celebs that look similar to you. I was thinking, what if i took the "test"? believe it or not i started laughing! i imagined all kinds of fat and spastic people. i reckon if i took the celeb look alike prog, the results'll be something like this :

My Celebrity Look-Alike

lol! how much we often wish we looked like our favourite celeb." To have that charming face and that gorgeous body or that insane vocals, etc...

well, i'm sure we all like to look like that, but have you ever thought bout something? we are all made in His image, which makes us all special and unique. in His eyes, we are all equal.

One more thing, we always aspire to look like those celebs. but wht bout the biggest "celeb" of all? the One that sacrificed His life for our eternity sake? how come you never hunger to be like Him, to look like Him? weird isnt it? Brad Pit and all the other celebs did nothing for our gain and yet we worship them. but we neglect the biggest "celeb" who loves us and will always love us.who deserves the adoration? i leave you with these thoughts..

Suara Kebenaran

2008-06-24T19:49:00.002+08:00

Oh,what I would do to have
the kind of faith it takes
To climb out of this boat I'm in
Onto the crashing waves
To step out of my comfort zone
Into the realm of the unknown
Where Jesus is,
And he's holding out his hand

But the waves are calling out my name
and they laugh at me
Reminding me of all the times
I've tried before and failed
The waves they keep on telling me
time and time again
"Boy, you'll never win,
you'll never win."

But the voice of truth tells me a different story
the voice of truth says "do not be afraid!"
and the voice of truth says "this is for my glory"
Out of all the voices calling out to me
I will choose to listen and believe the voice of truth

Oh, what I would do
to have the kind of strength it takes
To stand before a giant
with just a sling and a stone
Surrounded by the sound
of a thousand warriors
shaking in their armor
Wishing they'd have had the strength to stand

But the giant's calling out
my name and he laughs at me
Reminding me of all the times
I've tried before and failed
The giant keeps on telling me
time and time again
"Boy you'll never win,
you'll never win."

But the voice of truth tells me a different story
the voice of truth says "do not be afraid!"
and the voice of truth says "this is for my glory"
Out of all the voices calling out to me
I will choose to listen and believe the voice of truth

But the stone was just the right size
to put the giant on the ground
and the waves they don't seem so high
from on top of them looking down
I will soar with the wings of eagles
when I stop and listen to the sound of Jesus
singing over me

But the voice of truth tells me a different story
The voice of truth says do not be afraid
And the voice of truth says this is for my glory
Out of all the voices calling out to me (calling out to me)
I will choose to listen and believe (I will choose to listen and believe)
I will choose to listen and believe the voice of truth

I will listen and believe
I will listen and believe the voice of truth
I will listen and believe
'Cause Jesus you are the voice of truth
And I will listen to you.. oh you are

i'm not gonna say much..i'll let the video do its talking. This video really touched me. how it touches you too enjoy! =)

Uh Ge Lee..!!

2008-06-21T14:25:00.004+08:00

i was chatting with a friend of mine and we were discussing the word "cute".the conversation went like this :

Evelyn says (2:06 PM):
anyways
-YongshenG- says (2:06 PM):
yea?
Evelyn says (2:06 PM):
i juz found out cute in guy's dictionary means ugly but adorable
Evelyn says (2:06 PM):
in giirl's dictionary it means appealing n attractive
-YongshenG- says (2:06 PM):
haha
-YongshenG- says (2:07 PM):
i knew tht
Evelyn says (2:07 PM):
true ha?
-YongshenG- says (2:07 PM):
yup
-YongshenG- says (2:07 PM):
very
-YongshenG- says (2:07 PM):
like me
-YongshenG- says (2:07 PM):
xp
Evelyn says (2:07 PM):
wow
-YongshenG- says (2:07 PM):
jkjkjjk
Evelyn says (2:07 PM):
haha!!!!!
Evelyn says (2:07 PM):
dun la
-YongshenG- says (2:07 PM):
hahaha
Evelyn says (2:07 PM):
roliing on floor dy
-YongshenG- says (2:07 PM):
so bad
-YongshenG- says (2:07 PM):
lol
Evelyn says (2:07 PM):
jkjk
Evelyn says (2:07 PM):
haha
Evelyn says (2:07 PM):
but u're cute la
Evelyn says (2:07 PM):
very funny
-YongshenG- says (2:07 PM):
haha

do u know tht the word "cute" in the dictionary actually means ugly but adorable? but girls and guys tend to blush and be estatic whenever their significant other labels them as ugly. ironic isnt it? i'm not sure if its advisable to ever use tht word especially if the person has a high opinion of his or her beauty!

number blind!!!

2008-06-20T23:48:00.006+08:00

Let me start out this post with a joke that my lame moley friend told me. He said "do you kno that the brand LG not only sells electronic stuff? Now they sell bras too. i was like, "really ah? since when?" then he said "you kno where i found out? in our maths book..algebra!!" i was like -_____-"!!!

Neways, my college algebra is killing me!! i'm struggling with it and my lecturer's kinda young so he can't really teach. He's not even a maths lecturer,he's an engineering lecturer. Because of the lack of lecturers, he terpaksa teach us. I really cant work with numbers!! Numbers are stewpidly idiotic!! why do they have to exist?? i cant work with numbers!! i'm number blind!! i wonder who is the founder of mathematics? why he so free can make up this subject? sigh... God, please help me with my maths!! i'm dying.. i better kill it before it kills me!!

Parent's Night

2008-06-17T10:09:00.018+08:00

Last Saturday, KGH had parents night. I would say it was a success because the attendance was better than expected. Unc Dexter was the speaker. The theme for that night was " Leaving a Legacy. Anyways, the youth had a drama presentation. I think we did well considering we only had a few hours of practice. The musicians were as usual marvellously awesome!! (guess who played the piano? xp ) Anyways, there's no use me blabbering here. Go watch it youself!! oh and btw the mother's face is badly scarred but it cant really be seen on the camera. Leaving a Legacy...

don't ask me why there are so many parts to it, ask wei shern the camera man.dunno why after every scene he has to start another video.Neways hope you enjoyed the video.sad right? Let us be reminded how much our parents sacrifice for us. They do not expect anything in return except be good children, obedient to the Lord! So lets just do our part in making them happy!

2008-06-17T08:52:00.000+08:00

hey..i'm new at this blogging thing so do forgive me if it's imperfect or anything. Sila beri tunjuk ajar. =)